Author Topic: New Years Eve - Metal Bash! (Read 15839 times)

ironguardian · « **Reply #75 on:** January 02, 2010, 03:12:34 AM »

Quote from: Catweazle on January 02, 2010, 02:47:19 AM

i dont have a ticket but i no everyone sitting round the fire this morning heard Al clearly state several times , "if you cant come i will buy you a ticket " ..... what do you rekon my chances are going with this plan aye ??

Hahah, yup, I heard that at least once this morning

Excellent party Jez et al, was a whole bunch of fun. That lights show was impressive too, how'd you get your neighbor to set of that flare?

Catalyst · « **Reply #76 on:** January 02, 2010, 04:16:19 AM »

Yeah, the dudes in the next street set off illegal fireworks every year at midnight. Sometimes their displays have been pretty spectactular. Beechboro is a haven of dubious activity.

I have found a bunch of items that we don't own. There are various pieces of clothing, a beachtowel, a full packet of cigarettes, a pair of thongs, a few bottles of spirits in various stages of consumation - I'm drinking those, bitches - and even a small piece of jewellery found in the pool. If these items are not claimed we will be chucking the clothing and thongs in a salvos bin, keeping the towels, and giving the jewellery to Simon, the guy who found it.

There are also some items that people have lost that don't appear to be here, including a mobile phone and a purse/wallet. If anyone finds these things amongst their debris, pleasre contact me.

Cain_ · « **Reply #77 on:** January 02, 2010, 01:28:27 PM »

Heya Jez...

Thank you for a most pleasant entrance to 2010 with my fellow louts. I thoroughly enjoyed myself. May your recycling bin always over flow with used beer bottles.

Melkor · « **Reply #78 on:** January 02, 2010, 03:53:32 PM »

is the beach towel full of holes and smells of kero? If so that would be my fire smothering rag, probably best off binning it, not really something your going to want to use as a towel

Catalyst · « **Reply #79 on:** January 02, 2010, 04:07:26 PM »

Could be. It does look a bit shabby.

The fire is still burning. About 5 years ago I needed a heap of sand to level the yard and so I hatched a sinister plan; I would remove tons of sand from a select spot in the yard, and bury rubble and old rubbish and stuff in the hole. The hole however ended up being around 2 meters deep and 2 metres wide, and so I decided to bury these huge Ficus Tree logs that I had been trying to get rid of for years. When I dug the firepit the other day I positioned it in that location, and wouldn't you know the old logs have started burning away, taking the ground away with it.

For some reason it amuses me to see how long it will keep burning.

Dementor · « **Reply #80 on:** January 02, 2010, 05:40:19 PM »

Quote from: Catalyst on January 02, 2010, 04:07:26 PM

Could be. It does look a bit shabby.

The fire is still burning. About 5 years ago I needed a heap of sand to level the yard and so I hatched a sinister plan; I would remove tons of sand from a select spot in the yard, and bury rubble and old rubbish and stuff in the hole. The hole however ended up being around 2 meters deep and 2 metres wide, and so I decided to bury these huge Ficus Tree logs that I had been trying to get rid of for years. When I dug the firepit the other day I positioned it in that location, and wouldn't you know the old logs have started burning away, taking the ground away with it.

For some reason it amuses me to see how long it will keep burning.

You should have a Pit BBQ, I can't remember the spelling but I think they're called Hungy's or something like that. We've had a few and the meat comes out beautiful...

nihilist · « **Reply #81 on:** January 02, 2010, 06:44:05 PM »

Hungi/hangi.

The main idea behind it is using hot rocks, not burning bits of wood. Ash makes it taste awful. When you lay it there are no flames whatsoever.

Dementor · « **Reply #82 on:** January 02, 2010, 06:54:45 PM »

Quote from: nihilist on January 02, 2010, 06:44:05 PM

Hungi/hangi.

The main idea behind it is using hot rocks, not burning bits of wood. Ash makes it taste awful. When you lay it there are no flames whatsoever.

We use wood and when it dies down add the hot rocks, seems to make it a bit quicker.

Either way they are sweet when done right...

cdtBEAST · « **Reply #83 on:** January 02, 2010, 08:58:28 PM »

Awesome party Jez. Huge thanks to you your wife & your 2 kids for putting up with us. Glad u rate it as a success because everyone I spoke to (I speak a lot hahaha) all were having an great time.
Jake you are a mad dog. Naked pool & spa antics were hillarious, glad Jezs kids were still tucked up inside when that happened tho.
Al ALMOST made it the entire party without spilling a drop of alchohol. Then @ the last moment during breakfast & cleanup he managed to spill his entire glass of fresh poured bourbon on the pingpong table along with half of the coffees Jez had just made for the rest of us hahaha
The spa water resembled pea soup.

Catalyst · « **Reply #84 on:** January 03, 2010, 01:33:29 AM »

It still does. I must drain it out this evening. Recipe for ruining spa chemistry: Insert one Guy Bell, churn for 4 hours.

Yuk.

Grim · « **Reply #85 on:** January 03, 2010, 01:48:42 AM »

I just woke up

.... Cheers Jez. NYE is always best spent with fellow metalheads.

At one point there were about 4-5 girls dancing away on the patio area and there was this real fat seedy looking guy (sorry if this is you). He was leaning slighty forward as if to reatain balance. He was oggling without care at the girls dancing. He had his tounge hanging out and he was drooling on his jeans. Haha!

Well done.

Catalyst · « **Reply #86 on:** January 03, 2010, 02:39:02 AM »

Haha I musta missed that one.

You are just getting up now? Fuck you must get bad hangovers dude.

Nosaj · « **Reply #87 on:** January 03, 2010, 03:32:19 AM »

Quote from: Catalyst on January 03, 2010, 01:33:29 AM

It still does. I must drain it out this evening. Recipe for ruining spa chemistry: Insert one Guy Bell, churn for 4 hours.

Yuk.

gross

whammy · « **Reply #88 on:** January 03, 2010, 09:16:09 PM »

yeah it was a great night, had a blast...cheers for putting it on Catalyst, TnT and co...

Nosaj · « **Reply #89 on:** January 03, 2010, 10:24:09 PM »

Nice collection of Starwars stuff.

Nosaj · « **Reply #90 on:** January 03, 2010, 10:33:31 PM »

Quote from: Grim on January 03, 2010, 01:48:42 AM

I just woke up ....

Must have been pretty fucked. Have any weird dreams? I did.
I dreamt that Luke had turned evil and became a danger to the metal crew. A few dudes took him on, but in the end it was up to me to stop Luke. But I had to scull down a half bottle(squeezer) of honey for energy to take on Luke.
Thats the last time I have McMuffins before I go to bed.

Catalyst · « **Reply #91 on:** January 03, 2010, 10:52:28 PM »

Damn Jase, you just get stranger and stranger.

Mago_Haydz · « **Reply #92 on:** January 04, 2010, 06:26:50 PM »

pics cunts! PICS!

cdtBEAST · « **Reply #93 on:** January 06, 2010, 04:43:24 AM »

Any bets on drooling seedy guy. Me thinks it's the one the girls are naming rapist eyes. Trease u drove him home hahaha.

TnT · « **Reply #94 on:** January 06, 2010, 05:15:48 AM »

Ah come on, Al isn't that bad!

Awesome party, cheers to everyone that came.. one of the best NYEs in ages.

schist · « **Reply #95 on:** January 06, 2010, 05:49:49 AM »

Quote from: cdtBEAST on January 06, 2010, 04:43:24 AM

Any bets on drooling seedy guy. Me thinks it's the one the girls are naming rapist eyes. Trease u drove him home hahaha.

Nah, the one you call "rapist eyes" wasn't wearing jeans, so I don't think it could have been him ...

nihilist · « **Reply #96 on:** January 06, 2010, 06:15:12 AM »

Clearly faeces. How isn't that obvious.

The real highlight of the night was Christianity being defeated in foosball. Speacial mention goes to SOD.

whammy · « **Reply #97 on:** January 06, 2010, 04:50:05 PM »

the trampolining firethrowers

nihilist · « **Reply #98 on:** January 06, 2010, 04:52:39 PM »

Yer how many holes burnt in that trampoline now Jez? Haha.

Catalyst · « **Reply #99 on:** January 07, 2010, 01:35:13 AM »

Quote from: TnT on January 06, 2010, 05:15:48 AM

Ah come on, Al isn't that bad!

Al asked me where the toilets are 4 times that night. When I let him use the nice new ensuite bathroom at the end of the hall, he seemed absolutely bewildered. Strange man.

Quote from: nihilist on January 06, 2010, 06:15:12 AM

Special mention goes to SOD.

Actually, special mention should go to YOU, for actually leaving the house. SOD WAS in fine drunken form wasn't he? I'm sure he would want to forget that night if his brain hadn't - quite literally - erazed all memory of it already.

He wasn't alone though, there were a lot of the shitfaced blundering around, trying to tell me things in voices so slurred I could make out maybe one word in four.

Quote from: nihilist on January 06, 2010, 04:52:39 PM

Yer how many holes burnt in that trampoline now Jez? Haha.

Actually, other than i few dents in the matting and a couple of missing springs it looks fairly unscathed. Speaking of that, I should send out a blanket thanks to all involved in the night for NOT destroying my house. A few licks of paint, a carpet shampooer and a few minor repairs were all that was needed to salvage the house and yard, and I could not have hoped for better. The best reference to the behavior of the lot of you is this: THE COPS NEVER ARRIVED, NOT EVEN ONCE!
Even Lord Longi, queen of the NYE parties can't make THAT claim.

Well done.