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Internet Douches
« on: December 23, 2009, 07:04:50 PM »
Here's one now.  From Encyclopaedia Metallum review for Winsun's self titled, which i quite like...


Pestilent redundancy - 39%
Written by Trilogique on April 21st, 2009

Over the years, my musical interests have evolved slowly, but surely. It went from Slipknot and Korn to Killswitch Engage and modern In Flames. Alas, my tolerance for music with technicality rose and any album that can place excessive solos and guitar squeals in an efficient manner without sounding too audacious, I'd listen to it (production and vocals evidently coming in to play). When I hit this stage, my friends were constantly recommending Wintersun. I was being spammed with links to "Beyond the Dark Sun" on a daily basis. At first, the music came across as brash and full of abhorrent wankery, but in due time, I loved the song. It was time to get their debut.


I'd say at 39% he was disappointed by its awesomeness.

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Re: Internet Douches
« Reply #1 on: December 23, 2009, 07:19:13 PM »
You give that much of a shit about what one complete stranger thinks about a particular album?

You must murder people when they criticise your pea soup.

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Re: Internet Douches
« Reply #2 on: December 23, 2009, 07:25:17 PM »

Over the years, my musical interests have evolved slowly, but surely. It went from Slipknot and Korn to Killswitch Engage and modern In Flames. t.[/i]



Haha... hey i make a killer pea soup...the secret ingrediaent is vegemite 2.0 and crackers. ;)

I really just like all his influencial bands and then a burn on wintersun....awesome.

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Re: Internet Douches
« Reply #3 on: December 23, 2009, 09:08:41 PM »
Pardon me, I believe it is called iSnack 2.0.
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Re: Internet Douches
« Reply #4 on: December 23, 2009, 09:45:02 PM »
Pardon me, I believe it is called iSnack 2.0.


Pardon me, I believe they changed the name after 4 days :P
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Re: Internet Douches
« Reply #5 on: December 23, 2009, 10:13:33 PM »
Pardon me, I believe it is called iSnack 2.0.


Pardon me, I believe they changed the name after 4 days :P

Pardon me, fuck you.  ;D
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Re: Internet Douches
« Reply #6 on: December 23, 2009, 10:24:51 PM »
All of you stop fucking posting.

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Re: Internet Douches
« Reply #7 on: December 24, 2009, 01:07:55 AM »
You're all internet douches!
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Re: Internet Douches
« Reply #8 on: December 24, 2009, 02:29:54 AM »
If I'm using MA as a guide to check a band out I usually check the individual reviews rather than the average, as some idiots tend to give the album a low score to lower the average. That or I use metalstorm.

Some people just need to relax when it comes to music I think.

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Re: Internet Douches
« Reply #9 on: December 24, 2009, 04:52:35 AM »
Some people just need to relax when it comes to music I think.

+1
Who cares if someone doesn't like the same band that you do? The most important thing is that you enjoy the bands you like.

On another note, I LOVE Wintersun and wish they'd hurry up and bring out Time!
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Re: Internet Douches
« Reply #10 on: December 24, 2009, 06:21:28 AM »
Time - is 6 years enough?

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Re: Internet Douches
« Reply #11 on: December 24, 2009, 06:52:09 AM »
60 years isn't enough for this abortion of a band.

Disband already.
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Re: Internet Douches
« Reply #12 on: December 24, 2009, 05:45:13 PM »
Pardon me, I believe it is called iSnack 2.0.


Pardon me, I believe they changed the name after 4 days :P

Pardon me, fuck you.  ;D

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Re: Internet Douches
« Reply #13 on: December 25, 2009, 02:53:42 AM »
Pardon me, I believe it is called iSnack 2.0.


Pardon me, I believe they changed the name after 4 days :P

Pardon me, fuck you.  ;D

Pardon me, do you wanna rumble...............................




















































fish?



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