HAHAHA.... thats not daz.... thats his female doppelganger from lithuania that our mate pixie feet pete tried to hook into at the hohenfelden camping ground in 2004!
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set the scene - pitch black darkness on a warm summers night in the middle of a camp ground in the bowels of germany - Peter sits huddled next to some otherwise unknown and unsighted lithuanian campers:
*lithuanian chick lights up pipe to choof weed*
SOD: (observing chick toking) HAHA check it out..... its DARREN MATE!
Ich Bin Petor: DONT LISTEN TO MY MATES - THEYRE CUNTS!!!
SOD: HAHA thanks mate!
Ich Bin Petor: (hands "Darrena" miscellaneous spirits bottle) .... DRINK NOW.... SEX LATER!
Darrena: I have a knife in my tent....
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Ahhhh memories