Author Topic: CUNTSCRAPE @ Rocket Room March 26th Dysie & Davelahems Bday Spectacle/GIVEAWAYS! (Read 6271 times)

Tittiesandbeer · « **on:** February 16, 2010, 06:12:21 PM »

Our first show back since our Papsmear Launch last November and will be a birthday bash of monstrothic proportions for myself & Dave from Dethlahem. Plus im also lead to believe its Brad (guitars) from Dethlahems birthday also. A triple treat!
Come join the party & get caught in a slosh with us.

We have giveaways also courtesy of Prime Cuts, Soundworks, Cuntscrape, Libra & whatever else I can muster in the meantime.
These will include:
Cuntscrape cds
Cuntscrape shirt
Morbid Angel shirts
Suffocation shirts
Libra Maxi Pads
Black & Gold Tampons

BRING A MIDGET & YOU & THE MIDGET GET IN FOR FREE!!!!!!!

Nosaj · « **Reply #1 on:** February 17, 2010, 06:57:27 AM »

Quote from: Tittiesandbeer on February 16, 2010, 06:12:21 PM

our first show back since our Papsmear Launch last November!

How many people kept a straight face after reading that line?

BlackDeath · « **Reply #2 on:** February 18, 2010, 04:22:18 AM »

Clicked the thread intregued as to who NOP were, although I assume it's actually who I suspected...Nails Of Imposition?

Good to see Dethlahem gigging a little more regularly...are they ever going to release an album, or just stubby holders?

venismecha · « **Reply #3 on:** February 18, 2010, 04:37:08 AM »

Quote from: BlackDeath on February 18, 2010, 04:22:18 AM

Clicked the thread intregued as to who NOP were, although I assume it's actually who I suspected...Nails Of Imposition?

The "Im" is silent

nihilist · « **Reply #4 on:** February 18, 2010, 05:49:43 AM »

Nothing like a well positioned nail, just ask Aborted.

cdtBEAST · « **Reply #5 on:** February 18, 2010, 06:48:14 AM »

Dementor · « **Reply #6 on:** February 18, 2010, 04:33:25 PM »

Quote from: BlackDeath on February 18, 2010, 04:22:18 AM

Clicked the thread intregued as to who NOP were, although I assume it's actually who I suspected...Nails Of Imposition?

Good to see Dethlahem gigging a little more regularly...are they ever going to release an album, or just stubby holders?

Just Stubby Holders

Album has been mastered and we are working on the final touches of the artwork. We now have all the cash we need to run them off so I'd expect 3 months max and they'll be ready...

cdtBEAST · « **Reply #7 on:** February 19, 2010, 08:21:08 AM »

Sweet, looking forward to it.

Dementor · « **Reply #8 on:** February 19, 2010, 07:21:47 PM »

Quote from: cdtBEAST on February 19, 2010, 08:21:08 AM

Sweet, looking forward to it.

I won't hold this thread up with a Dethlahem update but we now have Paula (Hatefueled) doing the artwork the songs have been mixed and mastered, I have a nine week break in two weeks so plenty of time to get the run of CD's and bookletts sorted, so it's WILL be ready soon even if it kills me (or our drummer)...

darrell_bintrash · « **Reply #9 on:** March 01, 2010, 06:47:31 AM »

nails will be giving your ears a good fucking with some new tunes

Tittiesandbeer · « **Reply #10 on:** March 08, 2010, 10:31:58 PM »

Line up completed. See top of page for all details including some mad giveaways!

Sheriff Cunt · « **Reply #11 on:** March 08, 2010, 10:34:34 PM »

awesome

ironguardian · « **Reply #12 on:** March 09, 2010, 01:07:54 AM »

Where do you come up with such glorious gig posters?

The_Peeper · « **Reply #13 on:** March 09, 2010, 01:17:11 AM »

Quote from: ironguardian on March 09, 2010, 01:07:54 AM

Where do you come up with such glorious gig posters?

That'd be my doing

venismecha · « **Reply #14 on:** March 09, 2010, 01:28:25 AM »

Poster is awesome!

How short does someone have to be to qualify as a midget?

Teeman · « **Reply #15 on:** March 09, 2010, 01:37:34 AM »

Awesome poster

beer_drinker · « **Reply #16 on:** March 09, 2010, 03:41:24 AM »

its also bradlahems bday (me) So I will be getting pist as a cunt, and feeling good that daves 10years older than me.

cant wait for this gig!

KruDD · « **Reply #17 on:** March 09, 2010, 05:51:24 PM »

Dethlahem are dirty, they need to shower and michael jackson dancing lessons

beer_drinker · « **Reply #18 on:** March 09, 2010, 06:35:35 PM »

why the fuck would we want fagot dancing lessons? And being dirty is all part of the show!

schist · « **Reply #19 on:** March 09, 2010, 07:27:32 PM »

What size are the Morbid Angel shirts available in?

Tittiesandbeer · « **Reply #20 on:** March 09, 2010, 08:15:22 PM »

to buy or for giveaway?
giveaway prob a M or L.

to buy we have in M, L or XL. $10

Tittiesandbeer · « **Reply #21 on:** March 09, 2010, 08:16:38 PM »

Quote from: venismecha on March 09, 2010, 01:28:25 AM

Poster is awesome!

How short does someone have to be to qualify as a midget?

under 4ft 10 & must have puffy tiny booty.

Teeman · « **Reply #22 on:** March 09, 2010, 08:30:33 PM »

Quote from: Tittiesandbeer on March 09, 2010, 08:16:38 PM

Quote from: venismecha on March 09, 2010, 01:28:25 AM
Poster is awesome!

How short does someone have to be to qualify as a midget?

under 4ft 10 & must have puffy tiny booty.

Ha, I may be able to get into this show for free

amy · « **Reply #23 on:** March 11, 2010, 08:37:17 PM »

midgets?....

RawBrutalJamo · « **Reply #24 on:** March 12, 2010, 03:34:01 AM »

Quote from: nihilist on February 18, 2010, 05:49:43 AM

Nothing like a well positioned nail, just ask Aborted.

Only good album they ever wrote.

Also can I just say: Best Fucking Poster

Starscream · « **Reply #25 on:** March 12, 2010, 06:31:19 AM »

SWEET WILL BE THERE

Tittiesandbeer · « **Reply #26 on:** March 18, 2010, 09:14:13 PM »

new giveaway to announce.

every member of dethlahem will be giving away one wristie

Nosaj · « **Reply #27 on:** March 21, 2010, 03:45:14 AM »

Will be very entertaining with *Joshscrape for sure. I mean BouncerScrape, Cop Scrape, Amplifier/Capitol managerScrape. Oh no it's Cuntscrape.

*Squatch.

schist · « **Reply #28 on:** March 21, 2010, 04:19:12 AM »

Quote from: Nosaj on March 21, 2010, 03:45:14 AM

Will be very entertaining with *Joshscrape for sure. I mean BouncerScrape, Cop Scrape, Amplifier/Capitol managerScrape. Oh no it's Cuntscrape.

*Squatch.

wat

PremierMaelstrom · « **Reply #29 on:** March 25, 2010, 12:51:57 AM »

This Friday night will be Tristan Gardiner's Last Live Show on Guitar for DeathFuckingCunt.

His input to DFC was invaluable and intrinsic.
All the best, T-Bag.

Tittiesandbeer · « **Reply #30 on:** March 25, 2010, 08:07:41 PM »

well thats sad news. any word on a replacement yet?

im going to have my first drink for this occasion now
cya all there

ps we are playing a very special cover tomorrow night

Catalyst · « **Reply #31 on:** March 26, 2010, 02:53:52 AM »

I remember your cover of Backstreet Boys all too well.

I am afraid.

Nosaj · « **Reply #32 on:** March 26, 2010, 07:03:32 AM »

I wouldn't have expected anything less from Dyson and Co to be honest. Dyson is probly the only metalhead who could get away with covering a backdoor boys song.

Rotten · « **Reply #33 on:** March 26, 2010, 03:43:54 PM »

Quote from: PremierMaelstrom on March 25, 2010, 12:51:57 AM

This Friday night will be Tristan Gardiner's Last Live Show on Guitar for DeathFuckingCunt.

His input to DFC was invaluable and intrinsic.
All the best, T-Bag.

That fucking sux donkey dicks!!!!
Not happy Jan.
Tristo you change your mind.now

Tittiesandbeer · « **Reply #34 on:** March 26, 2010, 08:51:06 PM »

Quote from: Catalyst on March 26, 2010, 02:53:52 AM

I remember your cover of Backstreet Boys all too well.

I am afraid.

im afraid this cover is way gayer than that.

chancellorisgod · « **Reply #35 on:** March 26, 2010, 10:00:29 PM »

Its ABBA isn't it?

RawBrutalJamo · « **Reply #36 on:** March 26, 2010, 10:04:38 PM »

Any details on:

1. Why Tristan is leaving DFC?

2. Set times?

TomC · « **Reply #37 on:** March 27, 2010, 04:49:56 PM »

I heard DFC is over completely.

Catalyst · « **Reply #38 on:** March 27, 2010, 05:07:56 PM »

I heard that too. Not from any of the members though.

chancellorisgod · « **Reply #39 on:** March 27, 2010, 08:41:54 PM »

Yeah I heard the same...

Nosaj · « **Reply #40 on:** March 30, 2010, 07:05:57 AM »

Nails were fuckin awesome. Cuntscrape were good too. I'm not sure but I think Dyson corrupted the Angus walk at one stage.

Mago_Haydz · « **Reply #41 on:** March 30, 2010, 03:03:51 PM »

so what cover did they "scrape out"?