whatdyadoforacrust?

[goat]

Maybe stupid, maybe interesting, but "something", none the less.

what do you do for a crust? (Even if you search thru bins for discards, its still valid.)

[Sheriff Cunt]

I serve liquor to people who by all logic and science should be 100% alcohol and dead.

[hatefueled]

I used to do the above too but now i just do my art stuff. posters, drawing, paintings, album art, logos, photography.... etc.

[Mago_Haydz]

Im a site supervisor for a fairly well established house building company.... basically a foreman. Only been doing it since January, after finally breaking out of the office - I was an estimator/scheduler for 11 years before finally getting out and about. I love my job. Its the best thing I have ever done and what I have wanted to do ever since I started as a trainee scheduler at the age of 17 all those years ago. I build somewhere in the vacinity of $12-15mil worth of houses a year. Got our annual HIA (Housing Industry of Aus) awards night coming up soon, so hopefully I bag some plaques.

Lots of organizational skills, lots of planning weeks in advance, lots of sweet talking clients, and quite often have to get into it and get my hands dirty (something most supervisors seem to avoid for some reason)

[Ingasm]

I'm a hooker.

[schist]

I'm a pretty big wheel down at the cracker factory.

[nihilist]

I specialise in disappointment.

Insurance claims.

[cyanide_christ]

I sleep in a racing car...do you?

[Nosaj]

You know those annoying commercials where the guys talk back and forth? I invented those. I'm also the one who came up with the concept of reality T.V programs like Big Brother, Australian Idol and so forth.

[Grim]

I specialise in disappointment.

Insurance claims.

 

[goat]

I sleep in a racing car...do you?

they have those now??
ok now,
when did this happen?

[Muscles]

I sleep in a racing car...do you?

I sleep in a bed with my wife.

[whammy]

I am a youtubeneer...but am looking to get into Ingasm's profession

[TAPOUT]

I'm a tradie (a REAL MAN's job ... none of this sitting in an office shit)

Also I get more pussy than any of you faggots ever will

[Damo]

Sell instruments, manage a store and a hundred other things.

[Ingasm]

it's not as glamorous as you think, whammy. All seriousness, I'm a molecular pathology lab technician, 5 years coming. I screen for and report the presence of viruses in the semen, piss, snot, shit, blood and post mortem chunky kibbles of you dirty fuckers. If you've shat in a cup for a doctor, chances are I've not only seen it, but poked around in it with a wooden stick and scraped it into little tubes for analysis while signing motown songs to myself. In spite of having spent the better part of my adult life playing with excrement, I still hate getting blood taken, and seeing phlegm wobble about makes me dry heave.

I have to calibrate and fix the instruments on top of everything else, while routinely dealing with crack smoking doctors who don't wash their hands after shitting.

Pay's ok, security is good, hours are flexible, and it's good for a giggle when you see people from high school etc. pop up as being positive for Herpes.

[whammy]

I'm a tradie (a REAL MAN's job ... none of this sitting in an office shit)

Also I get more pussy than any of you faggots ever will

neighbourhood domestic animals dont count  ...also dont discount the potential of the after work office party / drinks...

[nihilist]

I judge my masculinity by how many people I make cry in a week.

[goat]

it's not as glamorous as you think, whammy. All seriousness, I'm a molecular pathology lab technician, 5 years coming. I screen for and report the presence of viruses in the semen, piss, snot, shit, blood and post mortem chunky kibbles of you dirty fuckers. If you've shat in a cup for a doctor, chances are I've not only seen it, but poked around in it with a wooden stick and scraped it into little tubes for analysis while signing motown songs to myself. In spite of having spent the better part of my adult life playing with excrement, I still hate getting blood taken, and seeing phlegm wobble about makes me dry heave.

I have to calibrate and fix the instruments on top of everything else, while routinely dealing with crack smoking doctors who don't wash their hands after shitting.

Pay's ok, security is good, hours are flexible, and it's good for a giggle when you see people from high school etc. pop up as being positive for Herpes.

Im sorry i asked


Just kidding man.

[Cain_]

I'm a butcher at Coles.

[PremierMaelstrom]

Assistant Warehouse Manager








(i'll also record your band$)

[goat]

i'll do your's if you do mine.

[Nosaj]

Assistant Warehouse Manager

It's a bitch of a job isn't it? Even more so if it's involving food. Mind you I'm not a manager, just a lacky. Before working as a storeman I was working in the metal trades. Fabrication and welding. But had a couple of nasty accidents resulting in permanent but minor injuries. I figured that these things come in three's and that the third Accident would be the one that would seriously fuck me up beyond repair or kill me. Apart from that I work wasn't stable and got layed off from 3 firms. Altho getting layed off from the last 2 firms didn't worry me much, Most of the workers were fuckheads. Either got abusive for fuck all. As well as being nice to Your face only to stab You in the back or dobbed on You.

[nihilist]

[Stormrider]

I sell Metal ... as in Steel  

Doesn't get more METAL than that