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MANOWAR
« on: September 01, 2010, 07:48:48 PM »
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Re: MANOWAR
« Reply #1 on: September 01, 2010, 07:56:22 PM »
The best!



Death to False Metal!
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Re: MANOWAR
« Reply #2 on: September 01, 2010, 08:00:04 PM »


- Grand Father, Tell Me A Story!
- All Right, Go And Get Your Storybook
- No, No, Not One Of Those, A Real Story
- A Real Story?
- Yes! Tell Me About When You Were A Boy.
- Well, Then, I Shall Have To Take You Back
With Me, A Long Way In Time...

It Was My Thirteenth Year On A Cold Winter's
Day, As I Walked Through The Enchanted Forest,
I Heard The Sounds Of Horses And Men At Arms.
I Felt Compelled To Walk On And Find The Place
Of These Sounds. And When The Forest Did Clear
I Was Standing On A Hill. Before Me There Was
A Great Plane, Upon it, The Armies Of The World,
Standing, Waiting. I Thought To Myself, For
Whom Or For What Are They Waiting ?
Suddenly A Gust Of Wind Come Up From The North
There Appeared A Lone Rider, Holding A Sword Of
Steel. Then From The South Came Another, Bearing
A Battle Axe. From The East Came A Third,
Holding A Spiked Club, And Finally, From The
West A Rider Who Wielded A Great Hammer Of War.
With Them Came Their Soldiers Of Death, Followed
By An Army Of Immortals. They Were Few In
Number, But The Look In Their Eyes Told All
Who Beheld Them That They Would Leave This
Day Only In Victory Or Death. And There Was
A Great Silence...

My Heart Began To Pound, Storm Clouds Filled
The Sky With Darkness. Rain Came And Four
Winds Blew With Such Anger That I Held Fast To
A Tree. I Watched The Four Riders Raise Their
Weapons Into The Air. Without Warning, Screaming
Their War Cry They Led The Attack. Down To The
Battle They Rode. They Met The Armies Of The
World With A Mighty Clash! I Could Feel The
Ground shake, The Earth Drank Much Blood That Day.
Each Of The Four, Was Into Himself A Whirlwind
Of Doom !!!

When The Smoke Did Clear, Many Thousands Were
Dead. There Was Much Blood And Gore. Their
Bodies Lay Broken And Scattered Across The
Battle Field, Like Brown Leaves Blown By The
Wind. And I Saw The Four Ride Together To The
Top Of The Hill, While Below Them The Soldiers
Of Death Assembled All Those Who Would Now
Swear Allegiance To Them.

And The Four Spoke The Words Of The
Warriors Prayer.

- Gods Of War I Call You, My Sword Is By My Side.
I Seek A Life Of Honor Free From All False Pride.
I Will Crack The Whip With A Bold Mighty Hail.
Cover Me With Death If I Should Ever Fail.
Glory, Majesty, Unity - Hail, Hail, Hail

And As I Stood And Looked On, I Heard The Armies
Of The World Hail Them Without End, And Their
Voices Of Victory Carried Long And Far Throughout
The Land!

- Well, That's It. Did You Like The Story?
- Yeah, It Was Great!
- Oh, Good, I'm Glad. Now Off To Bed With You.
- Grandfather?
- Yes?
- Who Were Those Four Men?
- Who Were They? They Were The Metal Kings!!!!!
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Re: MANOWAR
« Reply #3 on: September 01, 2010, 08:07:05 PM »
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Re: MANOWAR
« Reply #4 on: September 01, 2010, 08:10:16 PM »

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Re: MANOWAR
« Reply #5 on: September 01, 2010, 08:14:18 PM »
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Re: MANOWAR
« Reply #6 on: September 01, 2010, 08:16:21 PM »

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Re: MANOWAR
« Reply #7 on: September 01, 2010, 08:26:19 PM »
Don't mess with Manowar


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Re: MANOWAR
« Reply #8 on: September 01, 2010, 08:27:29 PM »
+ =

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Re: MANOWAR
« Reply #9 on: September 01, 2010, 08:39:51 PM »
Ranked #1 Drummer in the World:


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Re: MANOWAR
« Reply #10 on: September 01, 2010, 08:41:43 PM »
Bullshit!
Rhino ranked beyond #1


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Re: MANOWAR
« Reply #11 on: September 01, 2010, 08:45:44 PM »
Yeah, that was last week though.  I have the latest rankings. Scott did a solo on Rhinos kit, and the kit crumbled under his immense power. Therefore Rhino didn't have a kit to defend his title.
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Re: MANOWAR
« Reply #12 on: September 01, 2010, 08:51:42 PM »
Lies!

This is Rhino's new heart after his old one collapsed due to too much quadruple kick


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Re: MANOWAR
« Reply #13 on: September 01, 2010, 08:55:55 PM »
This is you when compared to MANOWAR!

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Re: MANOWAR
« Reply #14 on: September 01, 2010, 08:58:24 PM »
New Manowar album cover:

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Re: MANOWAR
« Reply #15 on: September 01, 2010, 09:50:52 PM »
[Psychonaut] Sounds like Black Sabbath having rough sex with NWOBHM while 'early' Slayer jerks off in the corner  :cunning:

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Re: MANOWAR
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Re: MANOWAR
« Reply #17 on: September 01, 2010, 11:06:27 PM »
SEE THE HATE IN OUR EYES!!

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Re: MANOWAR
« Reply #18 on: September 01, 2010, 11:28:52 PM »
Thor has reduced Manowar to mere pets:


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Re: MANOWAR
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Re: MANOWAR
« Reply #20 on: September 02, 2010, 07:03:48 PM »
Build a Fire Instructions:


So you can:
"Build a fire a thousand miles away, to light my long way home"
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Re: MANOWAR
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Re: MANOWAR
« Reply #22 on: September 03, 2010, 03:43:03 AM »
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Re: MANOWAR
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Re: MANOWAR
« Reply #25 on: September 14, 2010, 05:39:12 PM »
Hey Glen! Why don't you make Mark and I happy men?  :-*
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Re: MANOWAR
« Reply #27 on: September 30, 2010, 07:05:32 AM »
Manowar will make you strong. Sword into the wind Hail & Kill!


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Re: MANOWAR
« Reply #28 on: September 30, 2010, 05:21:20 PM »
Gordon Ramsay does weights now??

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Re: MANOWAR
« Reply #29 on: September 30, 2010, 07:51:56 PM »
Jay Cutler 4 time (current) Mr. Olympia

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Re: MANOWAR
« Reply #30 on: September 30, 2010, 09:49:26 PM »
Also a Fridge
Vagrancy wasn't it? That's gonna look real good on his grave stone in Arlington: Here lies John Rambo, winner of the Congressional Medal of Honor, survivor of countless incursions behind enemy lines. Killed for vagrancy in Jerkwater, USA.

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Re: MANOWAR
« Reply #31 on: October 29, 2010, 08:35:34 PM »
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Legendary actor Christopher Lee, who has appeared in such cinematic milestones as "Lord Of The Rings", "Star Wars", "The Man with the Golden Gun" and "Dracula", will make a guest appearance on the re-recorded version of MANOWAR's classic 1982 debut album, "Battle Hymns", which is scheduled for a 2011 release.

Commented the band: "He has played key parts in some of the biggest, most legendary movie franchises of all times. He has played kings, wizards, evil forces and shining knights. He is worshipped by movie and theatre fans all over the world. He speaks multiple languages fluently and is an accomplished singer of opera and metal as well. He has been knighted by the Queen of England and honored with numerous awards. And now, he is joining forces with The Kings Of Metal to rewrite heavy metal history: The legendary Sir Christopher Lee will be the narrating voice on 'Dark Avenger' on 'Battle Hymns 2011'!

"Sir Christopher Lee is a brother of true metal. More details on 'Battle Hymns 2011' coming soon!"

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Re: MANOWAR
« Reply #32 on: April 05, 2011, 10:32:45 PM »


Scott Columbus has passed away   :o   :'(
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Re: MANOWAR
« Reply #33 on: April 06, 2011, 05:17:03 AM »
RIP.
BEER'N'BUNDY'N'BROOME
IF ITS TOURIST SEASON WHY CAN'T WE SHOOT THEM?

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Re: MANOWAR
« Reply #34 on: April 06, 2011, 06:30:06 AM »

Reminds me of the dodgy drawings I used to do in year 11 and 12.