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I could bench press more than you.
« on: September 02, 2010, 08:24:24 PM »
That's right bitches, I was just at the gym and can now bench press 235kg effortlessly!  Suck shit cunts, Im a fuckin winner.

I challenge ANY of you pencil-necked geeks to beat that.  ;D
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Re: I could bench press more than you.
« Reply #1 on: September 02, 2010, 08:29:12 PM »
I did your mother  >:(
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Re: I could bench press more than you.
« Reply #2 on: September 02, 2010, 09:52:04 PM »
I can do push-ups on my toes

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Re: I could bench press more than you.
« Reply #3 on: September 02, 2010, 10:01:05 PM »
I can do cock pushups.... well, only 1
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Re: I could bench press more than you.
« Reply #4 on: September 03, 2010, 12:29:21 AM »
Tapout is primarily a MMA brand, therefore I must question your logic.

There's no point in being able to press large amounts of weight if you punch like a fish.

Fuck, wait, I've thought about this too much.

Carry on.
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Re: I could bench press more than you.
« Reply #5 on: September 03, 2010, 01:05:14 AM »
true that...the real-life scenario poses a different problem, can press but cant lift a heavy stone...

WSM   marius pudjanowski or whatever...that there is some angry strong shit...
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Re: I could bench press more than you.
« Reply #6 on: September 03, 2010, 01:22:50 AM »
I think what TAPOUT is trying to say is that he was just at the gym and his 235kg buddy just fucked him effortlessly.
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Re: I could bench press more than you.
« Reply #7 on: September 03, 2010, 01:38:07 AM »
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I can do cock pushups.... well, only 1

One is all you need.
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Re: I could bench press more than you.
« Reply #8 on: September 03, 2010, 02:43:29 AM »
I'd obviously wanna see pictures of that before i believed it.



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Re: I could bench press more than you.
« Reply #9 on: September 03, 2010, 02:58:37 AM »
Quote from: ChuckBilly on September 03, 2010, 01:22:50 AM
I think what TAPOUT is trying to say is that he was just at the gym and his 235kg buddy just fucked him effortlessly.

You must have a lot of balls, or just be extremely fuckin stupid, trying to start shit with someone who can bench press 235kg

Ill beat your ass into submission within seconds, you fuckin keyboard warrior pussy. You got somethin to say? Say it to my face cunt.

Fear my tribal tattoo
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Re: I could bench press more than you.
« Reply #10 on: September 03, 2010, 03:25:10 AM »
i got into training for years, most i ever did was 155 so your doing fucking good.
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Re: I could bench press more than you.
« Reply #11 on: September 03, 2010, 03:30:19 AM »
I have 3 tribal tattoos and I can bench 275kg
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Re: I could bench press more than you.
« Reply #12 on: September 03, 2010, 03:49:37 AM »
nice. :clap:
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Re: I could bench press more than you.
« Reply #13 on: September 03, 2010, 03:52:45 AM »
I am tougher than the drummer from SAVIOUR
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Re: I could bench press more than you.
« Reply #14 on: September 03, 2010, 07:20:50 AM »
Quote from: Whammy on September 03, 2010, 01:05:14 AM
true that...the real-life scenario poses a different problem, can press but cant lift a heavy stone...

WSM   marius pudjanowski or whatever...that there is some angry strong shit...

Marius is actually currently trying his hand at MMA.

Tim Sylvia beat the snot out of him.
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Re: I could bench press more than you.
« Reply #15 on: September 03, 2010, 07:36:19 AM »
I came sixteen thick spurts.

Who is the better man, is clear to see.
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Re: I could bench press more than you.
« Reply #16 on: September 03, 2010, 08:08:48 AM »
Quote from: TAPOUT on September 03, 2010, 02:58:37 AM
Quote from: ChuckBilly on September 03, 2010, 01:22:50 AM
I think what TAPOUT is trying to say is that he was just at the gym and his 235kg buddy just fucked him effortlessly.

You must have a lot of balls, or just be extremely fuckin stupid, trying to start shit with someone who can bench press 235kg

Ill beat your ass into submission within seconds, you fuckin keyboard warrior pussy. You got somethin to say? Say it to my face cunt.

Fear my tribal tattoo

And there you go again with the ass pumping and what not. Ill bet that the tribal tattoo is nothing but a tramp stamp just above his g string line.
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Re: I could bench press more than you.
« Reply #17 on: September 03, 2010, 08:35:44 PM »
Quote from: nihilist on September 03, 2010, 07:20:50 AM
Quote from: Whammy on September 03, 2010, 01:05:14 AM
true that...the real-life scenario poses a different problem, can press but cant lift a heavy stone...

WSM   marius pudjanowski or whatever...that there is some angry strong shit...

Marius is actually currently trying his hand at MMA.

Tim Sylvia beat the snot out of him.

oh yeah?  there you go...i dont watch that shit...as sex deprived as those guys are
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Re: I could bench press more than you.
« Reply #18 on: September 03, 2010, 09:28:46 PM »
Quote from: petrol n metal on September 03, 2010, 08:08:48 AM
And there you go again with the ass pumping and what not. Ill bet that the tribal tattoo is nothing but a tramp stamp just above his g string line.

You better fuckin watch your mouth cunt, you dont know when to keep it shut.

ME and my boys will fuck you up.  You better watch yourself, you little faggot cunt!

I gave your mother a tramp stamp last night you little cocksucker, whos yuor daddy now?  :ranting:
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Re: I could bench press more than you.
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Re: I could bench press more than you.
« Reply #20 on: September 03, 2010, 09:42:23 PM »
Quote from: TAPOUT on September 03, 2010, 09:28:46 PM
Quote from: petrol n metal on September 03, 2010, 08:08:48 AM
And there you go again with the ass pumping and what not. Ill bet that the tribal tattoo is nothing but a tramp stamp just above his g string line.

You better fuckin watch your mouth cunt, you dont know when to keep it shut.

ME and my boys will fuck you up.  You better watch yourself, you little faggot cunt!

I gave your mother a tramp stamp last night you little cocksucker, whos yuor daddy now?  :ranting:

hahahaha.... you're a nutter, even if you are a fake one. Roid Rage is funny...


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Re: I could bench press more than you.
« Reply #21 on: September 03, 2010, 09:50:27 PM »
I'll glass you cunt

Also, why the fuck do you have 'Fuck Asparagus' as your signature?  Cant get any pussy, so you turn to vegetables?
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Re: I could bench press more than you.
« Reply #22 on: September 03, 2010, 09:55:19 PM »
Quote from: TAPOUT on September 03, 2010, 09:50:27 PM
I'll glass you cunt

Also, why the fuck do you have 'Fuck Asparagus' as your signature?  Cant get any pussy, so you turn to vegetables?

I need a good glazier. Want a job?

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Re: I could bench press more than you.
« Reply #23 on: September 03, 2010, 11:25:48 PM »
Tapout, in all seriousness, you do realize this is a METAL forum and not a MMA forum?

I just cant see how you can think anyones gives a shit. I dunno maybe its just me?

Guys help me out here? Does anyone give a shit or am I just tripping out?



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Re: I could bench press more than you.
« Reply #24 on: September 03, 2010, 11:39:45 PM »
Seems like you give a shit.
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