just because i ride a fixie bike , play synth and ware ray bands with no lenses does not mean i am a indie fag
jesus christ im not a hipster
No shit? You have a fixie? You just became the single most cool person I have ever had the pleasure of communicating with in an internet forum! Fixie's are awesome! Do you have big butterfly handle bars and mushroom grips? Sometimes, I like to sandwich a piece of an aluminium can between 2 pieces of cardboard, and use a clothes peg to clip it to the frame on my fixie so it just touches the spokes. It makes it sound a bit more like my Harley, it also helps my peeps hear me coming.
Maybe one day we can put our Ray bans on, and go for a burn on our fixies around to Bherstuk's house, get a synth jam going, (I can play the triangle with some conviction) and make him feel a bit better about himself. just between you and I, I think he may have some anger management and issues with his own sexuality, but keep that on the downlow because it might upset him. If we do go for this uber epic trip on our fixies, it will have to be later on, because I don't get released for another couple of months.