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« on: May 23, 2011, 04:01:15 AM »
http://www.usatoday.com/news/religion/2011-05-21-christian-apocalypse_n.htm

I had an extra laugh at the guy who left his job and drove 3000 km. What an idiot!

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Re: Suck Shit
« Reply #1 on: May 23, 2011, 06:17:55 AM »
"Wheres the Kaboom? There was supposed to be an earth shattering Kaboom." ;D

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Re: Suck Shit
« Reply #2 on: May 23, 2011, 10:12:12 PM »
haha i like this thread...good title
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Re: Suck Shit
« Reply #3 on: May 24, 2011, 03:43:51 AM »
My Great Master SATAN spoke to me in a dream and told me to create this thread. He says the end of the world is coming soon and has left some clues for me to work out the date. I'll get back to you when I get the maths side of it sorted out. Then I will warn the world.

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Re: Suck Shit
« Reply #4 on: May 24, 2011, 04:20:06 PM »
once you add together a bunch of arbitrary dates together....

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Re: Suck Shit
« Reply #5 on: May 24, 2011, 04:54:25 PM »
put on some orange robs, call yourself "Zapharon" and your followers "children of the eternal"...then sodomiize them all...  :hmm:
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Re: Suck Shit
« Reply #6 on: May 24, 2011, 08:14:08 PM »
This little piece was in the Nashua Telegraph:

    Bart Centre also doesn't understand (the Rapture), but that's because he's an atheist. Still, Centre figured if many people believed they would rise to heaven on Saturday, then in his nonbelief, he should help them. 

    Denying it was a P.T. Barnum enterprise, Centre collected, on average, $122 each from 259 people who expected to leave the earth in the Rapture.

    His company, Eternal Earth-Bound Pets, USA, promised to take care of customers' pets if those humans' souls were raptured.

    Centre's first request for a refund came Saturday evening, via e-mail, when it was obvious there would be no Rapture. 

    But his customers had already signed contracts agreeing their deposits were nonrefundable."Only six people have asked for one," Centre said in a telephone interview from his Langdon, NH home. 

    "But they took it well when I reminded them of the contract."

    All is not lost for those pet owners. They are covered for 10 years from the time they signed the contract.


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Re: Suck Shit
« Reply #7 on: May 25, 2011, 09:58:08 PM »
If people in Australia had half a brain i'd start the Australian leg of Eternal Earth-Bound Pets AUS. Sadly everyone here's smarter than than the USA and it'd never fly. :(

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Re: Suck Shit
« Reply #8 on: May 26, 2011, 02:24:13 AM »
Some-one I know well rang me on Friday night concerned that it might be true because its all over the news.
She's not a christian. Some people in Australia are more gullible than you may think.

On October 22 the narrow minded, weak and confused Harold Camping will ponder the mysterious wisdom of his mocking, self reflecting god and I shall continue my blasphemies unchallenged and without fear.

And if The Rapture comes.... one thing is sure, I shall return to serve my King where fires burn!

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Re: Suck Shit
« Reply #9 on: May 26, 2011, 04:20:07 AM »
I have know idea what the freck anyone is talking about.

I feel confident in this case tho, what i dont know sure as fuck cant hurt me.... yeeeoowww hoooo, BAM! :P

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« Reply #10 on: May 26, 2011, 06:25:37 AM »
If people in Australia had half a brain i'd start the Australian leg of Eternal Earth-Bound Pets AUS. Sadly everyone here's smarter than than the USA and it'd never fly. :(
Years of propganda had had that effect on the U.S. citizens. Now it's Australias turn. Is it a coincidence that we have high levels of corruption in our Government and many government bodys and at the same time we have so many stupid brain dead comercials all over the T.V and radio that promote stupidity? It's designed to dumb down all the Sheeple(Sheep + People). While driving those who are too intelligent to follow the sheep completely insane.

In short the government wants to make it's citizens stupid so they can be easily manipulated and lied too. 

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Re: Suck Shit
« Reply #11 on: May 26, 2011, 01:39:03 PM »
Jason? Awake?  :o

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« Reply #12 on: May 26, 2011, 07:25:22 PM »
yeah...watching t.v. the other night, fucking shite!  except for Idiot abroad, that was good  :laugh:
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Re: Suck Shit
« Reply #13 on: May 26, 2011, 10:29:58 PM »
Why does the government need to brainwash us? Isn't that what fluoride is for?
My hands are choking, my knife is broken.
An orgasm is what I need.
Your blood is spilling, the sight is thrilling.
To cum I need to see you bleed.

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Re: Suck Shit
« Reply #14 on: May 27, 2011, 02:07:50 AM »
Flouride is added to the water supply to dumb us down and make us more passive. 

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Re: Suck Shit
« Reply #15 on: May 27, 2011, 02:42:36 AM »
Flouride is added to the water supply to dumb us down and make us more passive. 
I shall return to serve my King where fires burn!

Clearly it's working.
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Re: Suck Shit
« Reply #16 on: May 27, 2011, 03:27:03 AM »
I love you Satan, my father, my pride
You showed me the right things to do
I open myself for you
I can feel you inside me
You are in me, we are together
You are my paradise, my everything
You are my hell when I need it
You are my heaven
I will always love you
FOREVER!!!  :headbang:

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Re: Suck Shit
« Reply #17 on: May 27, 2011, 01:44:26 PM »
Haha. Art is a beautiful.

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Re: Suck Shit
« Reply #18 on: May 27, 2011, 03:14:22 PM »
 :no:

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Re: Suck Shit
« Reply #19 on: May 27, 2011, 05:20:25 PM »
Flouride is added to the water supply to dumb us down and make us more passive. 

funny you say that actually...back in SA where i was born, most kids took Flouride tablets between 4 and 7 years of age cos of te lack of it in the water supply...came over to Aus and we were informed to stop cos of the high levels already in the water...
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Re: Suck Shit
« Reply #20 on: May 27, 2011, 07:47:01 PM »
Water filter rebellion I say.

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Re: Suck Shit
« Reply #21 on: May 27, 2011, 08:49:40 PM »
Flouride is added to the water supply to dumb us down and make us more passive. 

funny you say that actually...back in SA where i was born, most kids took Flouride tablets between 4 and 7 years of age cos of te lack of it in the water supply...came over to Aus and we were informed to stop cos of the high levels already in the water...

Ironically, if they weren't already pacified by the pills they probably would have refused.
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Re: Suck Shit
« Reply #22 on: May 27, 2011, 09:54:42 PM »
that's your circular reference right there
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« Reply #23 on: May 27, 2011, 10:06:45 PM »
I think you'll find too it had alot to do with debt Aus had at the time, with some country, im thinking China from memory, i read something about it years ago. So we took a fuck load of flouride from this country blah blah blah. Tis indirectly why it ended up in the water.
Even though there's is no difinitve proof it does anything to your teeth.

Anyway, flouride is a byproduct of the atom bomb, or the production of it. Barrrt, on the other hand, who fuckn know's? What i read was proly all frogpiss anyway.

Maybe some sorta propergander, or something to with geese and its inherant members thrown in fa good measure ya know?




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Re: Suck Shit
« Reply #24 on: May 28, 2011, 02:19:33 AM »
It's very hard to know what to believe. Conspiracy stories often get changed from the facts deliberately that's for sure. Confusion is a weapon too. Divide and conquer.

We have propaganda forced on us in so many ways. I'd say generally speaking advertising is propaganda. Try to go one day without being exposed to it. It's everywhere! Our government gives us propaganda through the bullshit the politicians tell us. Religion is anther one.