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Need to hire a midget for a party!
« on: July 13, 2010, 09:22:40 PM »
As above.

A friend is having a 40th next Saturday and she wants a midget to hang out and be a waiter ect..
Does anyone know of any that are good sports and would be willing to entertain?
You can 'hire' small people in Sydney but not in Perth.

And please dont start with the moral values.

It'd be piss funny..

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Re: Need to hire a midget for a party!
« Reply #1 on: July 14, 2010, 12:32:51 AM »
"Ich bin Nick Bean!"

Oh.. more like a hobbit really..
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(Sorry Nick  8))

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Re: Need to hire a midget for a party!
« Reply #2 on: July 14, 2010, 09:48:44 AM »
Would you accept a child with a beard?

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Re: Need to hire a midget for a party!
« Reply #3 on: July 14, 2010, 10:19:47 AM »
I'M A HUMAN BEING.... FUCK.

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Re: Need to hire a midget for a party!
« Reply #4 on: July 14, 2010, 10:44:31 AM »
Would you accept a child with a beard?
NO BEARD - NO GOOD.

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Re: Need to hire a midget for a party!
« Reply #5 on: July 14, 2010, 06:36:28 PM »
And I here I was thinking that midgets were only used for porn. Go figure :hmm:
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Re: Need to hire a midget for a party!
« Reply #6 on: July 14, 2010, 07:20:17 PM »
Have midget, can cook too!


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Re: Need to hire a midget for a party!
« Reply #7 on: July 14, 2010, 07:38:11 PM »
Would you accept a child with a beard?
NO BEARD - NO GOOD.

Or to quote The Beards themselves - If your Dad doesn't have a beard, you've got two Mums!

Best song title.

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Re: Need to hire a midget for a party!
« Reply #8 on: July 14, 2010, 11:51:15 PM »
 :hmm:
I did quote The Beards themselves...

That is a good song title though.. but all their songs are great.
Not to mention put on a good show. So glad I went when they came.

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Re: Need to hire a midget for a party!
« Reply #9 on: July 15, 2010, 08:19:48 PM »
Have midget, can cook too!


Haha I'll take it!!!

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