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Offline Mago_Haydz

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Re: I could bench press more than you.
« Reply #75 on: September 13, 2010, 10:13:50 AM »
idiotic, dickhead, imbecile....
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Re: I could bench press more than you.
« Reply #76 on: September 13, 2010, 12:52:11 PM »
I didn't really find it funny either but I'm still not crying about it... seems to me like you guys are just upset because you got punked.

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Re: I could bench press more than you.
« Reply #77 on: September 13, 2010, 01:42:06 PM »
do you really think anyone took it seriously??
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Re: I could bench press more than you.
« Reply #78 on: September 13, 2010, 02:28:00 PM »
Well I could quote 3 or 4 posts that did take it seriously but I assume everyone can read.

That may be a rash assumption however.
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Re: I could bench press more than you.
« Reply #79 on: September 13, 2010, 02:34:23 PM »
Whether or not you believed him to be a true character you still took it seriously enough to get pissed off by it and I'm still LOLing at you.

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Re: I could bench press more than you.
« Reply #80 on: September 13, 2010, 05:49:45 PM »
?

You're drunk.
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Re: I could bench press more than you.
« Reply #81 on: September 13, 2010, 05:51:48 PM »
idiotic, dickhead, imbecile....

That wouldn't be very befitting of me.

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Re: I could bench press more than you.
« Reply #82 on: September 21, 2010, 08:45:11 AM »
Actually, TAPOUT is mine and a fellow gig-goer's satire tough-guy hardcore band that may or may not ever come to fruition.

You've got to start that up. It would be hilarious. Especially if you gigged with other hardcore bands and took the piss.

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Re: I could bench press more than you.
« Reply #83 on: September 21, 2010, 09:37:34 AM »
Found a bass player for ya:

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Re: I could bench press more than you.
« Reply #84 on: September 21, 2010, 10:41:41 AM »

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Re: I could bench press more than you.
« Reply #85 on: September 21, 2010, 12:52:51 PM »
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Re: I could bench press more than you.
« Reply #87 on: September 21, 2010, 10:14:15 PM »
Actually, TAPOUT is mine and a fellow gig-goer's satire tough-guy hardcore band that may or may not ever come to fruition.

You've got to start that up. It would be hilarious. Especially if you gigged with other hardcore bands and took the piss.

Haha you can join TAPOUT if you'd like!

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Re: I could bench press more than you.
« Reply #88 on: September 23, 2010, 12:44:46 PM »
Actually, TAPOUT is mine and a fellow gig-goer's satire tough-guy hardcore band that may or may not ever come to fruition.

You've got to start that up. It would be hilarious. Especially if you gigged with other hardcore bands and took the piss.

Haha you can join TAPOUT if you'd like!

Shit dude, i don't think i would be able to keep a straight face.

Plus i'm not cool with wearing those wifebeaters and trucker hats.
I would definitely come support you guys though, to help with the 'joke'.

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Re: I could bench press more than you.
« Reply #89 on: September 23, 2010, 02:22:17 PM »
I'd go to a TAPOUT gig provided they write songs about how much of a faggot Frank Mir is.

I assume that's the title track for your first album though.
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Re: I could bench press more than you.
« Reply #90 on: September 24, 2010, 09:56:30 AM »
I'd go to a TAPOUT gig provided they write songs about how much of a faggot Frank Mir is.

I hope he gets his fucking head kicked into the 10th row by Cro Cop, and i'm not even a big Cro Cop fan.

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Re: I could bench press more than you.
« Reply #91 on: September 24, 2010, 10:31:37 AM »
I'm a huge Cro Cop fan, he's the major reason I went to 110, and I love to hate Frank Mir.

So basically, I can't wait for sunday! I too want to see a decapitation.
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Re: I could bench press more than you.
« Reply #92 on: September 24, 2010, 02:12:20 PM »
I'd go to a TAPOUT gig provided they write songs about how much of a faggot Frank Mir is.

I assume that's the title track for your first album though.

Not quite - our debut EP will be called You Wanna Go, Cunt? and will be available soon.

Our first proper album is actually titled Submission Factory and we're still in the writing stage at the moment.  We'll take your suggestion on board, though.  ;)

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Re: I could bench press more than you.
« Reply #93 on: September 24, 2010, 08:59:40 PM »
I'd go to a TAPOUT gig provided they write songs about how much of a faggot Frank Mir is.

I assume that's the title track for your first album though.

He broke Tim Sylvias arm so surely that must hold a place in your heart? My moneys on Mir for the weekend, Cro Cops eye is shot and he hasn't been in great form lately.

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Re: I could bench press more than you.
« Reply #94 on: September 24, 2010, 09:23:39 PM »
If I was betting smart I'd bet on Mir too but that's not the point!

As for the broken arm, Sylvia earned more respect from me than Frank Mir did in that fight. Watching him trying to argue it wasn't broken was priceless.
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Re: I could bench press more than you.
« Reply #95 on: October 01, 2010, 01:08:39 PM »
I got powned huh?  Oh well, not the first time and probably won't be the last.